lovequotesrus:

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I want this )’:

lovequotesrus:

Photo Courtesy: iloveyourdoodles

I want this )’:

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I always think the phrase “losing your virginity” sounds so sad

what about

I set my virginity free like a bird on a wing

I released my virginity into the wild

I SHOT MY VIRGINITY THROUGH SPACE AND IT IS NOW A STAR IN THE SKY

I think that sounds much more positive

THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER REBLOGGED…..

h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:

HAHAH omfg the umbridge one!

h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:






This, is fucking funny.. >< 

h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:

This, is fucking funny.. >< 



A walrus hides its face in embarrassment as a man presents him with a cake made entirely of whole fish.
THIS has made my day!!! AWwww

This is too cute!

A walrus hides its face in embarrassment as a man presents him with a cake made entirely of whole fish.

THIS has made my day!!! AWwww

This is too cute!

Bwahahahaha! Omg, horny blow thingies….